hey @spotify what

biiig night at work

How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD trib.al/wsRnLE5

No bc why am I at the airport hungover and high and I think this is an appropriate thing to say about a mattress to my mother

got a really bad haircut and ykw let’s make it worse

pry january … i’m getting nosy

My 27 year old friend talking shit at work “but you know me, I can be a good woman.”

Chet Hanks explains how he first started speaking Jamaican patois

“That egg with Cinnamon? “You mean French toast”

let’s bring back “metrosexual”

day 8 of adult ear infection im being forced to eat 50 mg of thc and read epstein conspiracy theories #optimal

Fashion isn’t dead

Yves ౨ৎ cucked from the afterlife by my twin brother who i ate in the womb

tbh I have yet to find a drug that makes me feel as good as listening to boulevard of broken dreams

there’s really nothing like crashing out over a man at the nail salon and they start blasting benson boone