Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

The. Best. Tweet. Ever.

This person should never run for our party again. Full stop.

Mark Carney, his wife Diana, Pierre Poilievre, MP Bob Zimmer, BC MLA Larry Neufeld, Don Davies, Yves Francois Blanchet, and Elizabeth May at the Tumbler Ridge makeshift memorial

This is an extraordinary photo at an extraordinarily sad time. If there is anything good, this week, it is that we have come together - in a way that others will not, or cannot.

Pouring one out for The Reverend Jesse Jackson. A giant and a champion for civil rights and equality. But can anyone read Green Eggs and Ham better? No.

A simple message with big meaning: "I am somebody." We are grateful to Rev. Jesse Jackson for helping teach generations of children to believe in themselves and in one another. Thank you for being part of our neighborhood. 💛💚

Me: “I don’t like drama” Also me:

Just staying organized🤭🇨🇦

Nova Scotia's 'quality of life' survey ambitiously aiming to include 100 per cent of citizens saltwire.com/nova-scotia/qu…

God bless Nathan MacKinnon and God bless the glorious and proud nation of Nova Scotia… on to the next

The U.S. Men's hockey team has reminded us all that Trump's departure isn't going to make us all like America again. Americans are still going to be really easy to intensely dislike. Trump is America, and America is Trump.

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

ICYMI: Man who drove across Canada, stole a Cape Breton boat and ended up drifting in the open Atlantic Ocean east of Sable Island, says he was fleeing organized crime, headed for Morocco. cbc.ca/news/canada/no…

After the Iraq Invasion, George W. Bush stopped playing golf He said he didn’t want “some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander-in-chief playing golf” abc.net.au/news/2008-05-1…

Next month: the US strikes Greenland and it somehow ends with Trump giving Alaska to Denmark.

In light of recent events, perhaps Canada *should* let the U.S. try to annex us, since we very well could end up owning Michigan and charging tolls at the Northwest Passage

Best line of the day is over on Bluesky by someone who has said Orban lost so badly he's going to need to run for a seat in Alberta.

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS