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The businesses are using ai for their April fools prank posts and it’s just not hitting

Why connections looking like an eye exam

you seem pretty unmotivated for a girl so competitive

I rel love a cuddle

‘people you may know’ and it’s your boyfriend’s girlfriend.

This what the “What’s the move?” at 4am person does when they’re forced to go home.

What I really want is to watch Vikings for the first time again

Can’t believe they really outlawed bright movies

It cost 4 friendships but 2024-2026 was just me learning my lesson(s)

Gunna is for the girls

Are you an only child? (Derogatory)

My life is a constant seesaw of feeling behind on my goals and feeling inspired

I think this is the longest I’ve ever gone without cookies

“Are you the youngest?”

Not the ky jelly They doh care about anything

Straightening my hair to make up for skipping arm day

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

My current ideal night is spent playing scrabble

“You make me so proud even when you’re disappointing me”