Slowly realizing that being (almost) 28 with no kids and not married is basically like being 18 with money and no strict parents

Highkey.

Had the funniest dream today.

Thank you for this.

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Abeg, how do I unhide an app on iPhone? I don find am tire.

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I’m gonna think less of myself for a straight month, thanks to this bs.

love

Bookmarked. Thanks ma. 🤏🏼

Amin jesu. I bought 60K+ fuel this past week.

Sorry but na you no serious pls.

There was a young man I used to see on the bus who has Tourette, one of his symptoms is muscle spasms that makes the head, chest, arms, and legs jerk uncontrollably, so he'd always put himself into a corner to avoid hurting others. People shunned him b/c they don't know Tourette.

I can understand not being able to control what he says. But he should be able to tender an apology, right? I mean…

People keep asking why the BAFTAs didn’t cut that part from the broadcast. Isn’t it obvious why?

How is Simi a pedophile? Be like I’m missing context.