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I knew it. I knew you were a lost cause, SENT TO THE ARCHIVES.

//WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THERE WAS A GOOD BOI SCREAMER AROUND THE WHOLE TIME? AAAAAAAA

😳

Seriously though, found a scrapload 'o pure energon in this Autobot prison. What do you think, Soundwave? Should we liberate it their energy reserves?

THEY HELD ME IN CHAINS.

NO, I WAS KILLING OTHER DECEPTICONS FOR DESERTING CYBERTRON, AND MY OWN SQUADMATE HANDED ME OVER TO THEM!

Oh no, I meant the ones actively trying to destroy the planet and the Allspark. The offworlders were just doing their part. ESPECIALLY the ones out there looking for new planets to settle upon.

Allow me to reiterate: THEY SUSPENDED ME BY CHAINS, NEGLECTED MY HEALTH, AND LEFT ME TO RUST IN THAT CELL. OF COURSE I FOUGHT MY WAY OUT!

// I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Armada Starscream <3

// EVEN WHEN HE'S STILL EVIL HE'S JUST SO FFF LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS TO GET HIS LITTLE RACECAR FREMB- youtube.com/watch?v=_3_LUW…

// Armada is honestly really underrated, and it's disappointing because it has a really great characterization for Starscream in it-

// Actually, I might just be nerding out a bit, but you honestly DO portray him more accurately than most writers do

You alright over there, Screamy?

Nickel... Please, get your con to drop my boy... Before I'm the one interrogating HIM...

Nickel, where is he?

// boop

⁣　 KNOCK KNOCK, AHAHAHAHA! GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED REHAB! ⁣