@AshtinsUnsure and you're gonna be a perfect mummy ❤️

@AshtinsUnsure a BABY. Oh god still can't believe it

@AshtinsUnsure are you ready for this? Because I am super duper ready!

@AshtinsUnsure legit daddy here 👀

@AshtinsUnsure I'm having digestive biscuits because I'm smarty smoo

@AshtinsUnsure but makes you fat...

@AshtinsUnsure nah, you're not fat, you're expecting our baby!

@AshtinsUnsure but fat isn't an insult? It's a fact. I don't know

We're getting married today.

@AshtinsUnsure I want you to do my hair :(

@AshtinsUnsure noooo I want you to do it...

@AshtinsUnsure thank you mummy munchkin! 😘

@AshtinsUnsure we cant see your buuuuuump :(

I married @AshtinsUnsure.

@AshtinsUnsure I'm going back to sleep 👀

@AshtinsUnsure I'll marry you one day ❤️

@AshtinsUnsure and a huge cottage lost in Irish landscapes with dogs and cats

@AshtinsUnsure I'll finally feel complete the day I'll hold your body in my arms.

@AshtinsUnsure good morning, love of my life

There is plenty of fish in the sea, that's true. But she's my fucking fish. Don't touch my fish.