I love my Android... But honestly every morning when its alarm goes off I want to chuck it across the room.

Grow the fuck up :P everyone's laughing at you!!

Who's laughing now? :)

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If Kim Jong-Un wants to nuke someone, can I suggest he starts with his hairdresser.

I cannot think of a single example of where religion dictating (or let's say influencing) a country's laws has been a good thing... Can you?

Doorways are linked to memory loss, that is why we often forget the task after entering or exiting the room.

I wish you'd magically disappear #pissedoff

“@WillMckenzieNot: Due to the 37p rise in fags, One Direction tickets are now £50.37” 😂

Expecting the royal baby to be presented like Simba

Fuck off with your royal baby pish, its on every channel, I dont care! I want to watch Emmerdale #royalbabypish