Get back inside @nick_colletti

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Me every time I jerk off my dick: *robot voice* “Dispensing cum “

I have a yead ache.

Super stoked about the Joe Bros getting back together!

No one: Me: Ya know Modern Warfare 2 is just the best game ever made! No game will ever top it!

Oh my god 10/10! It’s the best love story!

Bros

Navy Blue - The Story So Far

I’ll tell you everything is copacetic.

I love punk music

The rumor that Bill Gates & I are lovers is completely untrue

I know pears aren’t in season but I really got the itch for a good pear at the moment

Me 20 years from now watching Mac Miller’s tiny desk concert

Drink water so you don’t get a yead-ache.

It’s a great day for hay when your out raking and you turn around to see your brother sprinting across the hay field with a swarm of bees chasing him😂

POV: it’s 2013