“We should run the government like a business to make it more efficient.” The business:

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The Department of Justice isn't within 100 feet of a school, is it?

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I'm proud to be the first sitting U.S. President to visit the Amazon rainforest. We must recommit to protecting our planet. Our world's forests are one of the most powerful solutions we have to fight climate change.

“CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHEEERRR” Josh Allen can! GO BILLS #BillsMafia

The courage to get up and keep going. Nick Chubb didn't want to let Cleveland down, so he went back to work 💪 #NFLFilmsPresents | Cleveland Browns

if you hate nick chubb, you hate football.

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Inject this straight into my veins

Today, I have good news to report from the Middle East. I have spoken to the Prime Ministers of Lebanon and Israel. And I am pleased to announce: They have accepted the United States’ proposal to end the devastating conflict between Israel and Hezbollah.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bill Belichick has agreed to become the UNC football head coach, per Ollie Connolly

I pray to God that the president-elect throws away Project 2025. I think it would be an economic disaster. I believe the only way for a president to lead America is to lead all of America.

Deebo Samuel: “I NEED THE BALL!” Also Deebo Samuel:

Yeah it is actually, female deaths in car crashes immediately dropped once we started testing safety features with test dummies that had a woman's weight distribution.

Joe Biden ended his presidency with: 2.9% inflation. 4.1% unemployment. 43k Dow Jones. Manufacturing boom. Gaza ceasefire. Medicare D $2k prescription drug cap. Infrastructure boom. Fastest economic recovery. Covid handled. But go ahead, tell me he’s a bad president.

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