This is the best thing that has ever happened to me

I’ve barely promoted it on here at all but i am doing a comedy festival show and this weekend I’m offering cheap tickets! Treat yourself!

comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/zac…

Happy pride week to the gay guys who show up on my tinder feed. I admire your can-do attitude and wish you nothing but the best

He just like me fr

Kinda want a Chinese spy balloon to float into my life 😳

A shave and a gun

Hate the name Americans have for rocket. What are they, me seeing a big pair of tits??

Leather pocket knife with beard oil dispenser

Freak On A Lease

There’s two wolves inside me and they’re both asleep so a little bit of shush please

My whole Twitter feed these days is threads from therapists telling me how my parents fucked me up and how to communicate better in relationships. TOO LATE I ALREADY KNEW AND SHE’S ALREADY GONE

BREAKING NEWS:
Soccer a more popular international sport than rugby league

Why is Australian comedy like this?

What Women Want (2000)

American podcasts when you're not American

Van Gogh has retaliated

Hello Twitter world.
I’m doing a work in progress/trial/fuck around show next week. Tim Hewitt is also involved so it’s gonna be a lot of fun. Come along if you’re in the area x

Gus gould is the best follow on twitter cos half the tweets are one of the NRL's most respected figures analysis and the others are like your older brothers bonghead mate telling you when you're 12 that the galaxy is fuckin big and we're just stardust aye

this is how they tell you to humanely kill cane toads in Queensland