She was born in late December, so every day is the longest day she’s ever known and she gets to watch the sun set:

i don't even think i have any idkhow oomfs but Oh My God. dallon weekes.

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

this is killing me

i really do say thank you every time i'm passed the joint #whitegirl

back in My Day we only capitalized Some words when Emphasizing and not random ass words in the middle of the sentence

the sexual tension between me and the tattoo that i don’t have money for right now

i just feel like there’s no way the whole world is a vampire

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

telling my kids this was The Beatles

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

Sipping on tea isn't just an expression- I'm actually doing it!