Say something nice about Gary Vee

I’m at the car wash do I get the Black Ice air freshener or nah?

I feel like at this point can we stop with all the ominous foreshadowing and just skip to the actual coup?

Virginia is full of white people who look like they're fresh off the assembly line

these guys ruled the world at the start of the 21st century

One of the joys of getting back into Muay Thai is the temporary clarity that comes with a boxing glove to the face. Nothing is stressful! My problems don't matter! I'm just a sack of potatoes with a bunch of "goals"

Nothing better than a full tank of gas and a 90-day wellbutrin refill

Yo I wish they served lunch at AutoZone

You’re telling me a comic fried this con

Also a strong argument for democratic socialism

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Fuck this noise, I'm moving to Maine

Leo szn? more like nailbiting szn

Coworking space got ants

unfortunately by tweeting "dj ben lerner" I was passed over for a really prestigious academic job making 38k on a one-year non-renewable contract