Where did cats get the notion that going to the bathroom means its time for pets? I will literally not see mine all day (he sleepin doin his thang) and as soon as I lift that toilet seat he be like:

For anyone else out there like me still trying to feel out ALL our options

I just burped and heard Trey across the house yell "Bless you" ...and that's love

My favorite thing to do is what men try to tell me I shouldn't or can't do HOLD MY BEER STEVE

Getting out of debt is tough, but it’s SO worth it. 💪 daveramsey.com/blog/why-do-pe…

Now go show this same passion for your local politics

The co-founder of my company just told us to watch a Netflix series on company time. I was really looking forward to all that computer work I had, but what Todd says must go

I simply ~☆don't☆~

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Sims 4 is literally $5 on Steam right now

I'm convinced McDonalds discontinuing the snack wrap in late 2019 disrupted the balance of the world

The only version of this meme I care about

When cleaning do you use...

3OH!3 just released a new song and now I'm starting the believe those theories that 2020 was a time portal year and now we might be back to the 10's

*Trey reading a Dr. Seuss book*: "Oh this is kind of hard to read"

Simpson College Counseling Services is launching the Green Bandana Project. There will be a FREE in person suicide prevention and mental health awareness training for students.

Why could 25,000 people attend the super bowl but dads still can’t go to their own babies ultra sound?

Time is running out for me to find a friend with a boat for the summer