That Trolls movie really is the second best thing to ever exist.

║ HES NOT EVER LEAVING SOREN I PROMISE

“Well, you turn me on in general, so I guess I see your point.” He’s pretty much just mumbling into her hair. x.com/dediscidium/st…

“Really? None of that kissing gave it away?” Gods he loves her laugh. He’s gotta do something to hear it again. x.com/dediscidium/st…

He is suddenly craving brunch.

...Suddenly, he isn’t craving brunch anymore.

What is it about the Eris kids? The girls are ridiculously beautiful, the kids are adorable as fuck, and the guys are...uh...alive, probably, but something’s gotta give.

Wait, are they trading girls???

Cause, he would’ve been game for anything but in situations like that, he’s never sure who he’s supposed to, y’know, pay more attention to and he feels like it’s be awkward to focus on Karma for long periods of time.

║it’d*

Ohhhhhh. ROADTRIP.

Oh. x.com/dediscidium/st…

║ me, constantly: “when the fuck is zeke gonna make it zoren fucking official” me, immediately following up: “oh that’s right I’m zeke.”

Very relieved, actually. x.com/dediscidium/st…

Yeah, see, he’s pretty happy with the Eris daughter he’s got. x.com/dediscidium/st…

Okay, not /technically/. He wants one—more than he’s ever wanted anything in his life—but she also happens to make him very nervous. x.com/dediscidium/st…

Not so much that as being aftaid of what might happen if they hit a bump in the road. He doesn’t ever want to lose her, or what they have. x.com/dediscidium/st…

She underestimates just how much he cares for her. It happened almost embarrassingly fast. x.com/dediscidium/st…

Once again, it could ruin everything. x.com/dediscidium/st…

You know what? Fuck it. “I love you.” x.com/dediscidium/st…