Why yes, he did throw a rock at the paparazzi. It’s not his fault they got so close to him.

❛ ℐn my left hand there is the familiar, in my right hand there’s the great unknown. ❜ ❍ ──────────❍ BRUCE WAYNE ;; BATMAN. &&. penned by moira.

//i just realized i really subconsciously based laurence off wilson (expensive mistakes) by fall out boy and i’m SHOOK

//Laurence is the worst and I love him okay x.com/affluentlal/st…

//there are few people that actually like Laurence. he’s a dick. x.com/affluentlal/st…

//Laurence voice: that’s not all that’s massive— x.com/affluentlal/st…

//i mean i would too but he lives here w/ me in my head x.com/affluentlal/st…

//i’m supposed to be in charge but lbr my muses are in charge 🤷🏻‍♀️ x.com/affluentlal/st…

//me: we’re doing this one (1) thing them: actually, no. me: what the— x.com/affluentlal/st…

//WELL. 😔 x.com/affluentlal/st…

The actor gave him a strange look but nodded nevertheless. "Yeah, I've been living here for pretty much my whole life. I was born in France, though." This was pretty much common knowledge to anyone who knew who he was. x.com/STALINGRADISM/…

"Mmh, I don't speak French unless I'm in France." It's another little white lie. He just wasn't feeling in the mood to speak the tongue of his native country. He'd only lived there as an infant anyway. x.com/STALINGRADISM/…

"Ah," he said with a small nod. "I thought I recognized the accent." He rested his chin in his palm and hummed under his breath. x.com/STALINGRADISM/…

"Yeah, just a bit." He scoffed in amusement as he sipped his water and hummed quietly. "So Russia, huh? What's that like?" x.com/STALINGRADISM/…

"I don't care much for politics," he said with a little shake of his head. "But I /have/ heard that it's cold. Never been over there, but I honestly don't think I'd want to go." x.com/STALINGRADISM/…

Nodding in agreement, Laur sighed as his gaze moved about the venue idly. There wasn't really anybody who caught his eye. So he gazed back at the bartender, who had come around the counter to sit. x.com/STALINGRADISM/…

Exhaling deeply, he shook his head, arms crossing and resting upon the bar. "More like I was looking for someone. No one in particular." x.com/STALINGRADISM/…

Soft grumble.

Ugh. It’s morning and he’s hungover. . . . and he doesn’t remember who’s in his bed.

Hmm, today seems like a stay-indoors-all-day kind of day. It’s a good thing @Salorism hasn’t left yet. He’s going to keep him here.