when the whole group message gets vaccinated

This morning at church, I started to zone out because they were giving the weekly announcements. I noticed people started to stand, so naturally I followed suit. About 10 seconds of standing there, I realized it was for the mothers. I was the only guy standing. Happy Mother’s day

very cool of them to end the mask requirements just in time for pollen to rawdog my immune system

sorry for being funnier than you, do you still think i’m hot

This is really vulnerable of me to post but I’ve been lost in a parking garage for 4 hours

The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully

In Texas, Lake Highlands High School valedictorian, Paxton Smith, switched out her approved speech to talk about abortion rights.

Brandy Jensen God, grant me the serenity to accept the zits I cannot pop, courage to pop the zits I can, and wisdom to know the difference

I love men that are sweethearts. Y’all can keep that other shit.

Get more aggressive with the shit you want in life. Stop playing shit so safe and being so soft.

These past few days I’ve been thinking about Britney and everything she is going through. It is unacceptable that any woman, or human, wanting to be in control of their own destiny might not be allowed to live life as they wish.

i am doing the opposite of a cleanse. i am doing the clog

there is literally nothing i love more than going to bed, holy shit this slaps i can’t wait to fall asleep on my cozy little fuckin pillow fuck YES

Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter

i am not like other girls, i’m worse

My fall plans The delta variant