❝I-I. . . This can't be. . . I'm. . . I-I'm. . .❞ He gulped, looking in shame at the mirror in front of him. ❝I'm bald.❞

Chokes on a piece of celery.

COUGH, COUGH. WHEEZE.

❝BLEGH. . . H-HUH! It's already dark?! I didn't even eat my potato salad. . . What happened. . .❞

❝I found a corn chip at the blacksmith's station. If anybody wants it. . . .Alright.❞

❝Christmas is 10 months away.❞

❝Valentine's? H-Huh. . . I see. . .❞

❝A date. . .?❞ Ah, is that. . . The wind? He leaves.

❝A-HEM. . . I have a date.❞ (“You rascal, you! They'll totally believe it. I'm so smart.”)

❝HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! CAN I GET A KISS?!❞

❝Ahh. . . It's. . . The fifteenth. . .❞

❝.❞

UGLY COUGHING.

Food. . . Water. . . Girls. . .

COUGHS AGGRESSIVELY.

❝Girls, I'm single.❞ Ugly coughing and wheezing. Snort. ❝Ain't got money but I got this. Check it—!!❞

❝Phina. . . Please. . . An ounce. . . A droplet. . . Please. . .❞

m,mmiho;;

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