Hot damn , hot water , hot shower

Congrats to all of you who listened to Spotify music all 2020, you did so good.

I wonder if people know just you can just go get a car wash after taking your truck mudding. It cost l as than a gas station monster energy drink.

Dylan Dethier My wife would have said "so you're done? What's your eta?"

These maids tryin to make me pull a hammy tryna kick the sheets out from under the mattress.

I’ll be drinking my first coffee thinking about when I’ll have my second coffee

I had a really bad sugar craving(cause it’s a Saturday night and I wanted to party) so I treated myself to 2 handfuls of trail mix and a Gatorade zero. This shit sucks I hate adulting.

Drinking enough water to stay hydrated it is way too time consuming

The pandemic isn’t a conversational piece anymore , get new material.

I can’t wait to watch how confused everyone is with there masks off.

Its shocking how wrong i was about what some of your nose and mouths looked like without a mask on

So now we’re justifying posting a bunch pictures at once that nobody actually scrolls through by calling it a “photo dump”

I’m not starting at you I just don’t want to use the machine you’re using

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Those crazy people that were filling up garbage cans with gasoline ila few months ago don’t seem so crazy anymore. I think I’m going to start taking my razor scooter to work

Everyone knows an obnoxious girl named Meghan

Refs have it so easy nowadays…they can just be like “yeah I fucked up, my bad, let’s just go check the camera and we can change the call”…. back in the day if you blew a call you got murdered in the parking lot

The reason I didn’t see your snap story was because of all the adds I had to click through.

Imagine working out and not filming it.

“Little miss shut the hell up”