Laura Marie
@lmegordon
I'm a mom, a nationally-ranked complainer, and an aspiring novelist.
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mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link belowBöb Jänke: Hönkÿ
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@DanRegan_Comedy
Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVphI Hide From My Kids
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@inthesestones
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@Whitney_Ross
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@MichaelBourret
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@PaulDBirtles
I am a property landlord/developer.A man of substance. An ardent, loyal and proud Manchester United Fan, who is thoroughly enjoying his existence. Carpe Diem.TNG Season 8
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Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. -- Captain's log: @mikemcmahanTMeditorsneedlovetoo
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@MusingMomMumble
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I write & garden. Strong feelings about bugs, plants & heirloom vegetables. Wrote some books, won some awards. T. Kingfisher is my secret identity. She/HerEmily Holi
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writer of silly x serious / mom x 6 / #AMDG / MKB 🥀 2024 @blackspotbooks / words: @thisisinsider @huffpost @mcsweeneys @the_belladonnasKate Allen Fox
@kateallenfox
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@mackey_cynthia
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@marchsoloway
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@JustinRColon
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@PatZMiller
NYT bestselling picture book author. I try to juggle family, reading and writing. Usually, I succeed. Represented by Ammi-Joan Paquette of EMLA. She/her.jennyb_writes - all day and all night
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@mamaliz1969
Social Worker/Developmental Therapist 0-3. There is strength in a neurodiverse world. Insulin access is a human right. In NC but am a #UConn Husky forever!Parenting Presently (The Mom Hack)
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Dr., Church Leadership • Author, Speaker, Intergen. expert • Empowering the church for change • Bridge Builder • Loves travel, Tolkien, and Jesus •FMC 5w4 INFJbonky
@shesbonky
• I'm a GODDAMN DELIGHT • Daily fight against the bullsh!t inequity of women's beauty standards, roles, and modesty by sharing half-naked men. #HornyActivismTom Knowles
@tkbeynon
Freelance journalist. Formerly Technology Correspondent at The Times in SF/London, and before that Economics and Property correspondent.x_X_I Love the Universe_X_x
@Universe__Lover
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