Dana Carvey is kind of perfect as Biden

As a registered member of the Green Party, let me just say Jill Stein should be ashamed of herself

An adult person at work just said she had never seen a Cary Grant film and I’m pretty sure my reaction was a HR violation.

I let alcohol and various sports teams dictate my entire mental well being, as I slowly descend into the void

Put it in an ad

"In the fictional Rain City..." You mean not the real Rain City?

I and twenty-two other Nobel economists signed a letter endorsing Kamala Harris for President. We believe Harris's policies will result in a stronger economic performance, with economic growth that is more robust, more sustainable, and more equitable. cnn.com/2024/10/23/pol…

Been watching BALLERS and why did no one tell me it's just ENTOURAGE but football?

Every commercial in this movie theater is for people over the age of 90.

“It was a mash.” “A monster mash?” “Is there another kind?”

We can dream

You aren't doing a rally at 11:30PM

I'm a massive Chappell Roan fan

To do list: 1. Vote 2. Buy more alcohol

I’m putting on a super violent movie and getting drunk.

He’s ahead in the popular vote? Bullshit.

At a minimum, Biden needs to appoint some very talented forensic analysts to investigate these results. Something is very damned OFF.

The monster never just goes away. It always comes back in the 3rd act. And then the hero has to finish the job.

This is based on the counting so far... In Michigan, Trump won by 79,302. There were 85,069 more total votes for president than Senator. The Dem Senator won. In Wisconsin, Trump won by 28,480. There were 39,962 more votes for president than Senator. The Dem Senator won.

I think I might be done here. Come find me where the skies are blue