4 lanes on a motorway and people still get confused at keeping left. If I undertake you and you shake your head, you're the thick cunt, not me. #m1motorway

WATCH: What a difference a year makes. This time last year Terri “Belter” Harper was working in a chip shop, fast forward to now and she's a two belt world champion. But she'll never forget her roots as she had a walk down memory lane with Arif Ahmed.

Leeds are on TV more than fucking Eastenders. #LeedsUnited

Can't wait for this Leeds v Middlesbrough game to kick off. They seem to be delayed. 😴😴😴 Ps Bamford is wank.

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Everyone's got an inspirational picture or quote to share but won't follow the advice themselves.

Cheesier than a Chedder sarni wi Halloumi fries with a side of Stilton sauce and Mozarella dippers.

Klopp is at the wheel 😂😂

So HUGO BOSS Corporate (who turnover approx $2.7 billion a year) have sent cease & desist letters to a number of small businesses & charities who use the word 'BOSS' or similar, including a small brewery in Swansea costing them thousands in legal fees and rebranding. (1/2)

HUGO BOSS Corporate It's clear that HUGO BOSS Corporate HATES people using their name. Unfortunately for them this week I legally changed my name by deed poll and I am now officially known as Hugo Boss. All future statements from me are not from Joe Lycett but from Hugo Boss. Enjoy. (2/2)

Is vaping next to someone just as rude as smoking next to someone who doesn't smoke?

Bacon is good for me

I do NOT support matches played behind closed doors. If it’s necessary to shut down stadiums the associations must find a way of delaying the season and playing the games when it is safe to do so to protect the revenues for clubs that require this income to survive.

If you're over 30, get off Tiktok now.

Is there a more annoying fucking noise than getting in your car and hearing your phone and fucking money fall out ya pocket down the side of the bastard seat! 😠😡

Who the fucks Larry and why is he so happy.

"Be Kind" - so people start beating up old ladies for toilet roll. #BritishandProud

I've just been to the care home to see my nana. I coughed and got a 24 kill streak. #coronavirus