My students don't appreciate it when I play them Nicki Minaj so I'm making a playlist for class tomorrow

I put music on when they're doing practical stuff, by the way. I don't just sing my way through lessons.

My class attendance has been decimated today. Can't say I'm not tempted to ditch school too.

Lloyd Osbourne, human disaster.

My wife is tweeting but I can't tweet my wife.

I mean, she's on the Sanditon Radio account, which is strictly business

I really fancy a calzone

Yes, art has a very loose definition, but a picture of your toenail is NOT ART OH MY GOD

That tweet goes out to someone from my freshman art class. You know who you are.

((ooc: i know i'm on hiatus but lloyd is a ray of sunshine))

What's going on?

This is not what I looked like last time I checked. Hope my wife doesn't mind.

Happy Thanksgivukkah! It's not Thanksgiving any more but I can give half of you a detention so don't cross me.

Beginning preparations for Sanditon Radio Christmas dinner tonight. Spare me

Christmas sort of distracted me from Twitter. Oops

I guess I should announce my news here before it spreads around the school and becomes far more legendary than it is

So, my news is that I'm not going to be teaching for a while. I know, I know, it's going to be hard without me

It's all because I have this terrible condition called New-Babyitis

That is my very stupid way of saying that after bucketloads of hassle Kate and I are finally adopting a baby and I am very, very pleased

Babies are hard work.