Rule #1: Vent to God, not people.

you, me & new york?

i hope my next relationship mf can do my oil changes

white people love saying “just gonna sneak right past ya 😃” like just go and stfu

i'm so sick of these little 30 minute weekends

I won’t call but I’ll always answer

going through life with a signature i made in grade 7

it’s fuck ice today. fuck ice yesterday. fuck ice tomorrow. fuck ice period.

girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more

oh no i lost the racist homophobes

summer is going to feel like this

ngl being extremely busy everyday really helps you be mentally stable

a girl and her sentimental necklace vs the world

Man get that outta my face and change the oil...

This was my love island

I love when my uber driver and I both shut the fuck up for a full ride

Being a girl is so wild. I just cried, then cleaned my room, had a snack, took a shower, and now I'm fine