mfs who go to sleep at 1am and wake up at 5am:

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭😭😭

do people with 900k net worth say they’re a millionaire like 5’11 dudes

Lil Tecca is genuinely the funniest person for this 😭😭😭

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

Places where you’ll have your time wasted.

Diego Simeone opening Twitter on his iPhone 4 (8 GB) in 2014

My love language? Ignoring Teams messages after 2pm on Friday

An email after 3pm on a Friday is next week's concern.

I love life because there will always be a situation you think you will never get over and you always do every time

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

the art of trying anyway

I wish instagram had a feature that unfollowed anyone who unfollows you cuz i'm nobody's fan

Perfect video reaction usage

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

o benfica depender dele mesmo é o que me assusta

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers