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The last couple of videos from Aprtment Life got silly but Parismatiq brought it back.

Remember the time the UK experienced highs of nearly 40 degrees for all of 72 hours? Truly terrifying but also need the weather manipulators to run that back pls.

London...I'm begging you... rise!!
Rise in temperature
Rise in income
Rise in enjoyment

Just rise man.

I’m so underwhelmed by this PND album. I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that? Considering how long he’s been absent from the music industry there’s been zero artistic progression? The whole project sounds like throw away songs from PND 1-3.

Baby Reindeer is easily the most intriguing fucked up bit of telly I’ve watched in ages and it’s even disturbed me more that there are people actively looking for the Martha woman IRL?

These people have decided to change their kids nappy on the bus and the whole top deck smells like shit. You see now if I start slapping up strangers I’m the one that’s going to jail.

This German woman thought it was perfectly OK to say to me VERY casually why are all the ✨coloured ✨people (my colleagues) here so full of attitude. I have never excused myself from the shopfloor so quickly.

There’s good ole home grown racismo I experience more or less everyday in some capacity but you see European racismo from these tourists ruining central London? It’s on a whole nother level.

Live? imma go just for the craic.

Not auntie Jilly from Philly 😭😭😭😭

All these hypebeast and fashion influencers are coming into work, trying on 200£ crep, taking pics of their feet in them and not washing their socks cus you see when they tek arf the crep? FARDA GARD.

It doesn’t matter what working environment you throw me in someone will always wanna fight me to be the only Black girl or the only rainbow bandit in the building. Sister pls I’m literally just tryna get my money up and go home?

One of my colleagues guessed my age at 19 today and I actually screamed the shop down because I am legit nearly 40.

Why are there still people running the marathon?

SHE DID HER BIG ONE HERE 🐐🐐🐐🐐

Man said “people aren’t three times sicker than they were a decade ago” like there wasn’t a pandemic 4 years ago that k*lled off a percentage of the British population and that is still ongoing? Tories gon Tory I guess.

Someone needs to do a whole system reboot on the weather machine cus sis is broken BROKEN.

You could tell from his delivery this was not his first rodeo. Had Christina given him an extra verse he would of spun her off her own song 🫣

I really wanna host a BBQ this Summer but all my family have main character syndrome.