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{ I dunno if this is gonna flop or not but I really hope it doesn’t } ❣️STARTER CALL FOR NEW ROLEPLAY PARTNERS❣️ I love my mutuals, and I would love to make some new friends and write with some more lovely people! — Like this tweet to plot! — 💗Rt to spread the word!💗

» A sweet little old lady left a voicemail on my phone and it made me so happy even though she meant to call someone named Cathy and Don. She sounded so sweet and she asked them to come over and have green beans and I’m just like really sad Cathy and Don didn’t get the message :(

“Happy Birthday to Me!”

“guess who got sick after their birthday!”

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