lol, I guess the bikini meme was a bridge too far

Oh look, there's a new video showing a lot more detail of the Minneapolis shooting. Oh look, it instantly gets assimilated to each side's hermetically sealed epistemic and moral world.

Did he just discover infinite energy?

Made fun of weebs the other day and am now getting weeb ads.

Here we go again.

Trying to figure out what actually happened with all the partisan noise on X is becoming an impossible chore.

Explaining weather to Americans "Imagine a donut"

Is the X iOS app acting weird for anyone else? Sluggish to load, intermittent freezing, etc?

A hamster eating a mini egg in his own little chair is too wholesome

Celebrities, I know it’s very important to you that you feel that you’re making a difference, and you are, you’re making independents vote Republican.

OK, I’ve seen the french bread-slicing fail video one too many times. I can’t take it anymore.

Dumping all my crypto and buying Roblox ($RBLX).

The bros are really trying to keep it here. $BTC

I should be running SpaceX.

2000 Retro Budweiser Commercial

I wish GG Allin had lived and gone full MAGA so I could watch old republican white ladies pretend to like it when he sang Bite It You Scum and threw shit at them

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my twits!