The orange man doesn’t seem so bad now does he folks..?

I’D BE SO MAD HAHAHAHA

For the love of all things holy please stop putting “Locally Hated” stickers on your rusted out shit boxes. No one hates you. Hell they probably don’t even know you. However we’re all just surprised that thing even rolls forward.

Wow I can’t believe Koe Wetzel covered Warren Zeiders song “Drunk Driving” last night. It was a pretty decent cover!!!

Being a blue collar worker has a huge amount of perks. However, having to wear jeans and boots and getting swamp ass in this heat is not one of them.

Sorry ladies, his mom says he can’t date til he’s 35

“YeAh wE FaNcY LiKe aPpLeBeEs oN a DaTeNiGhT”

This OU-Nebraska game would be interesting but it’s like watching a middle school football game. 5 penalties in one drive? My high school sucked and I don’t think we even would get that in a quarter.

My biggest parenting mistake has been allowing my wife to let my 4 month old watch Cocomelon instead of duck and goose hunting videos. Huge L on my part cause he’s fully invested in that cult of a show.

These Penn State D-Lineman are some dudes.

Conclusion. Brian Ferentz is a horrible coach and can’t make game time decisions and it shows on this stage.

Tom Brady is the human equivalent of the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer.

If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars. Must be following me to win. GO.

Fuck it… since I’m drunk and happy… follow @mostvpromotions and retweet this and we will pick one of you on Friday to get $10,000, and some MVP gear & signed gloves from me. I’m literally giving away so much money today. Follow Most Valuable Promotions and retweet this to win.

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Petras is a damn nightmare.

If I win the $100,000 Solo Yolo Drop tomorrow, I’ll give five different people that retweet this tweet $1,000 each.