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Luke jackson

@ljax733

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calendar_today03-04-2012 23:15:21

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I feel emotionally abused by Newegg notifying me that the controller in the series x bundle is available but the system isn’t...

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So I just told a shirtless dude that he looks like he's still wearing a white T to which he responds "why are you wearing a sweater?" •__•

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Let's say you're having sex with an invisible chick. She goes invisible while you're inside her. Can you see your dick still?

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So I told this otherwise successful person to "not fuck everything up like always" in a sarcastic tone. Now I'm in trouble :(((

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Watched a couple Halloween episodes online and thought "it's too damn early for this!" Turns out it's the 20th and this entire month flew by

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Some dude tried to call me out for being at the dorms during work.. But where was he at when I was pouring concrete at 4am? #gofuckyourself

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I'm at this hookah bar in Kuwait. They're playin techno and all kinds of crazy shit. No one but the dj is turnt up even a little bit.

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I just Rick rolled everyone on my snapchat and now that song is stuck in my head. #doubleedgedsword #NEVERGONNAGIVEYOUUP!!

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home trip has already been delay by 2 days because people have been postin the leave date. Sweet guys! Not like I wanna go home or anything

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“@LifeCheating: You can remove blood stains on clothes with Coca-Cola.” It works to get jet fuel out of clothes too.