The big tub of my mum's gift bags and wrapping paper under the bed makes me sad. But sorted for birthdays and Christmas.

Going to do some friar's balsam. Don't take me as a role model kids.

Want to see who you know on X? God no

Got a craving for a tweed mannish suit. So must be feeling better.

You know I'm joining in with the laughter about the piers photo but secretly thanking god no one has seen my attempts at looking normal

Daughter sent me a pic of her new lampshade

Good morning all. 6.25am and you can turn the internet off already cos Wightlink Ferries has won today.

Keep thinking about Bob Mortimer on #wtawtaw telling Kathy he saw a horse in a ditch on the way into work and seeing it still there on the way back. Saying that must be a long day for it.

Why does my violinist husband practice Paganini in the shed when he could be donning a wig, cravat and titillating the ladies

Quite a number of outside jacuzzis I notice. You dirty dawgs.

Stuck window cleaner's money in an envelope on back door for the morning. Having covid isn't all bad.

There is a snail halfway up my tree that's got more energy than me today

Been a bad month for the cat. Hawthorn hedge pierced her ear. Escaped dog chase PTSD. Then vet saying though she had lost a kilo over year 'she could do with losing another kilo'

Hungry snails.. 🤯

Can we ever hope for a world where women don't have to keep revisiting this shit

That's it. I've jumped ship. See you over where the skies are hopefully bluer.