My mom told me she’s always praying I find a husband. Girl…you really don’t know me!! Pray I get more money. The hell wrong with you.

demi having to explain they asked her to sing heart attack at the american heart association 😭

the entire world today

Being a girl is crazy why do my feet have to be pretty too

i really want HER back..

NOBODY wants several jobs. NOBODY!!!!!

Phew

men having “preferences” on what sanitary products women use on their periods is definitely weird

The reason we choose the bear is because when someone sees you are being attacked by a bear, they call for help, and when you tell others you’ve been attacked by a bear, they believe you.

Having a strong sense of justice in a world where nobody gaf

i’m sick to my stomach

“Megan is a hoe.” -A man with 3 kids by 3 different women. You literally cannot make this shit up 😭

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