my biggest ick is people who wake up first and start slamming doors, opening drawers, and walking around like sleep isn’t a thing

IDGAF HOW GANGSTA YOU ARE, WHEN A BABY HAND YOU A FAKE PHONE YOU ANSWER THAT😂😂😂

il m’a dit qu’il allait prendre une douche et j’ai répondu « sans moi ? »

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

When I say I want a sun room:

Bro said if I’m lying then I’m dying

bu bana yapilsaydi mutluluktan bayilmistim cok guzel

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

if you are sick PLEASE stay the fuck home

so this just ruined my day

Endometriosis has been found in the lungs, the brain, lymph nodes. Yet male baldness still has more research done on it than endometriosis.

I’ve got a theory. When people don’t create music art ideas anything… they start creating problems instead. Unused energy gets weird.

Stanning Dua Lipa has really never disappointed me lmaoooo

i wonder why we gave up on houses with courtyards and why they’ve each turned into a luxury now

Rape victim k!lled her rapist after his release. She got arrested and her statement was - “He raped me, not the State. Who gave you the right to forgive him without consulting me?”

There is a reason why Trump won

woah this is really what it’s like actually

There’s no food up there, and he knows there’s no food up there. He climbed up there to experience being up there.