I feel bad for the SNL writers who have to try to make up a more ridiculous version of this.

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

FWIW, this may be the first time in this presidency that Trump has repeatedly been described as “in good spirits.”

Thrilled to join with 10 of my Sprout Social colleagues to support our chosen charity, Chicago Scholars, during our annual Philanthropy Week! Check out some of the reasons we do this and support if you're able. #TeamSprout

Dreamers are Americans — and it’s time we make it official.

So many missed opportunities on this headline... Electoral College Dropout? Late Resignation? 808s & Swing States? My Beautiful Dark Twisted Absentee? Please stop me. consequenceofsound.net/2020/11/kanye-…

Toss us a vote yeah?

Yes, this is the time of year when we all get super vulnerable and share our Spotify wraps, but you don't need to see how many times I listened to the Lego Ninjago soundtrack. Instead, check out the "upbeat, chill" playlist I made for a work project. sprou.tt/11bRZl1ux9G

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and the center of American government fell in two hours to the duck dynasty and the guy in the chewbacca bikini

Found one.

I feel like we should have seen the disintegration of American society coming when the collective popular culture decided "The Middle" was the best Jimmy Eat World song.

You know who saw the #GameStonk phenomenon coming? Anyone using social listening data to temp check the markets for irregularities. Get on it. sprou.tt/1Pxz6tMYOeI

I am ridiculously proud of this this work. Almost 18 months in the making, from original strategic germ of an idea to the development of launch assets like this video. My Sprout team is the coolest.

By my careful sociological calculations, Gen Z is close to cresting the early-aughts emo wave and I'm here for it 😂. I mean it's gonna be 💡. I mean it's gonna be 🤒. I'm 💀. youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKd…

YES! I love you, Oak Park.

New York: Like Chicago, but with 4x the people and half the murders. Yay! chicagonotinchicago.com

Hey Great Wolf Lodge - your customer service line has been busy for three days. Need assistance asap