HR: Don't worry this survey is completely anonymous... My boss the following day:

I'm tired of seeing this man and yall know who I'm talking about

You watching other girls receive gifts from their boyfriends while yours doesn't believe in Valentine's Day

I love spicy food, nose running & all..

Michael Jackson impersonators terrify the hell out of me.

Detach. Detach. Detach. Let it be. Let it go. Let it end.

Me acting helpful in kitchen so i don't have to sit with the guests.

lashes really take you from Bitch To Biittttcccchh

“Wohohohoho, this bitch is shakin da table” will forever be a classic

me trying to decide if I should crash out or let it slide

What’s wrong with a bob? NOT A DARN THING! Big Oak looks good! 😌

Idk why this made me laugh so hard

EEEECCCCKKKK

when it hurts so bad you just cry yourself to sleep

delivery fee turns me off

This shouldn’t be funny , but I’m cryinggg 🤣🤣🤣

The amount of women who are DONE with men right now is insane. Not bitter. Not lonely. Just completely over it.

can I call?

When i use “😬” this is what i mean: