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In France for work. Obviously I knew there would be lots of people with dogs. What I was not prepared for is that the dogs seem aware they are French

Good morning Johnson & Johnson. Today's gonna be a long day, admin, and I'm sorry about that, but we need your bosses to stop pursuing a secondary patent on bedaquiline and keeping six million people from being treated appropriately for multi-drug resistant tuberculosis. Video at noon.

I love using Twitter! Twitter is my favorite app. Twitter is the best. #Twitter

You’ve heard of FKA Twigs, now get ready for: FKA Twitter

fuck you elon musk

10:30am and I’m shitting in a Kohl’s. Someone else walked in the bathroom. They are also shitting in a Kohl’s at 10:30am. People aren’t so different after all.

Wordle 796 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This word yall

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Whenever I’m feeling Provolone, I Muenster the strength to Asiago outside. I don’t need anyone’s Parmesan to Brie happy, I’m just Feta up and can’t Romano alone anymore.

There’s nothing a cat loves more than a box.

Drank a 2 liter of tonic water for dinner now I can’t sleep bc my stomach feels like it’s driving down a gravel road.

Sexyy Red and Lana Del Rey link up at Hangout Festival.

Justin got that fluoride stare

Felt like Jane with Jesse last night except instead of intravenous drugs it was Lana Del Rey.

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