Time to go home. But don't think of it as the end of the working day. Think of it as the start of an emotionally dysfunctional evening.

RT StarPS: RT Tantrum Magazine: looking for photographers and models for our exciting upcoming Brighton shoot! #brighton <- not today...

http://youtu.be/nv1VQ7uSC-s becomes http://youtu.be/k8YDZKTvWMw Nice work

Starting to get REEEAAAALLLLLYYYYYY annoyed with the kid next door and his "taste" in "music". 90s revival shitstep... STFUC

Supreme cheeseboard success - Garlic Yarg, Sussex Brie, Manchego, Black Bomber, charcoal crackers, mulled cide… (cont) http://deck.ly/~qqBUF

So. What can we do with this? http://bit.ly/eHso9y We HAVE to do something with it.

Loving the current word/phrase of the day/week vibe at work, expressing emotions and teaching English. And tomorrow...

What the fuck is Wizard doing in skins!?

Saw a badger in my garden twice tonight!

Faster that Sound last night was amazing, I recommend sitting behind a gong if you want to feel it through your spine

My housemate just asked me "are you charging?" I didn't know what to say...

RT @tanbanmorris: check out this headline: http://bit.ly/iarpNv

I'm happily baffled

Follow Carl XVI Gustaf funny drunk Swedish person

I think my Housemate used normal milk in my tea this morning, feeling decidedly icky :(

Fuck you and your one eyed monster!

I've just seen richard madeley in a lift, I've just seen richard madeley in a lift, Richard madeley, Richard madeley etc

@ten20thirty US show community is much funnier

wow you're brilliant!!??