Diet Coke >>>> diet Pepsi. I now understand why people would order water over Pepsi back in my waitressing days. 🥤

I’d like to officially petition to bring back the survivor intro montage! The things that dreams are made of SURVIVOR Jeff Probst 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

God creating December:

I think about him more than I should. #saladfingers

ppl on linkedin after doing an hbs online certification

Equinox isn’t even a gym it’s a nice shower that brands itself as a gym

Happy Vanderpump Rules premier day, for all those who celebrate 🙏🏼

If I don’t have kids, can I still buy this?

I’m not sure why this is, but a California 37 degrees is not the same as an Indiana 37 degrees. Indiana 37 is infinitely colder

I cannot stop laughing. I love the Internet 🤣😂🤣😂

If I listen to too many Taylor Swift songs in a row, it starts to sound like Kidz Bop.

When the internet is spot-on, it’s spot-on.

I thought this was Paul and Larry David.

Nothing is more Marin County than not having a Pizza Hut, Papa John’s or Dominos within delivery range of our house.

It’s the wood paneling for me. Everyone had a grandparent or distant relative who had this

I wish Vh1 still made behind the music.

it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.

I miss monoculture.

How it feels to wear IU merch in public since Monday

Literally the ENTIRE Survivor fandom to Probst with his rap... #Survivor #Survivor50