Dear Premier Inn - how can you justify charging £148 for a room midweek when you keep sending me emails telling me that rooms are available for just £35.00.

This is utterly heart-wrenching - so brilliant #TheSixthCommandment

Dear @tesco - please could you advise your security guards that house keys with a magnet in them can set off your alarms - felt like a criminal today.

Dear Plusnet - my aunt is having problems with her landline and I can't call you as I have no signal here. Is there an email address I can report this too?

Dear @plusnet - a huge thanks to your customer support team for helping me out with a problem with my aunt's landline. Exemplary customer service!

Why is the homepage still showing a birdbox - surely now it should be an Xbox?

Incredible that they still find dumb rich assholes willing to give so much money to obvious conmen

Dear M&S - why do you not stock Aqua perfume any more?

I honestly don't understand this X/Twitter nonsense. One minute I am seeing a tweet (post?) from hours ago and then subsequently one from 2 minutes ago shows up. I am clearly missing something

Greg Hands Carol Vorderman It's good Carol has withdrawn her allegations. Please can you update us on what the government is doing with the companies & directors that delivered PPE & other materials during Covid that were found to fail the specifications & rejected, and yet they were paid millions.

If I was a horse (which I am not) I would say that it's too hot to trot

Which town has the most popup shops? Towcester.

Bobby to win! #StrictlyComeDancing

It's all very well promising/vowing/pledging things - but where are the people who are going to actually make them happen

It looks like Andy Bush is appearing at Keynsham Music Festival this year!

I am irritated that I can't read/make comments on the Bristol Live website!

This is iniquitous - I hope they bloody lose thesun.co.uk/sport/28531449…

Looks like Clare Balding went to Cornwall for her hairdo!

When I joined Twitter many years ago, it was lovely. Does anyone remember #FancyDressFriday and #ThrowbackThursday? And people just being nice to each other with bits of advice if they could help? Ach well

I shake my head in despair