when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!

Who would've guessed.

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

This is the line????

making new friends in adulthood is so funny because by then there’s so much lore that they missed out on and they just sit there gagged at everything you’ve experienced

me trying to hold myself back from shopping and spending recklessly just because the sun is out

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

Damn she play more roles than Eddie Murphy in the nutty Professor.

Happy 77th Birthday to Jessica Lange!

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

Sorry but the Iranian government’s LEGO depiction of Kash Patel is fucking frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Prosecutors reveal d4vd had a “significant amount of child p*rnography” on his iCloud. (rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…)

cant believe this thing cheated on meg.

There’s no way they staged this shit just so he can justify building a ballroom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

HOW IS THIS DIFFICULT BRUH😭😭

lol omg men are all the same... just sick af

This MRI study on young kids just exposed something terrifying: They scanned the brains of 60 children aged 3–5 — including 5-year-old Rose — and found interactive screen time is causing measurable loss of white matter in their developing brains. Even just 2 hours a day is

ahs 13 is really gonna be a mix all the original seasons and i hate to say it but…i’m so fucking sat

Just imagine how dark and satanic those files must be that they had to start an actual war just to distract people to bury them.