oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!!

6yo is crying because she wants me to “do a cartwheel” to show her how This is not what I meant when I say I would die for my kids

My kids keep leaving their freaky realistic doll in weird places like this and I don't want to work from home anymore

I tried to create a jungle atmosphere by stringing the tendrils of this ever-growing houseplant through hooks in the ceiling. Instead the atmosphere feels…threatening

Don’t lose sight of the true gift this holiday season: my dog Miss Bea. It’s her. She’s the gift. The true meaning of Christmas.

But did Captain Hook have a name before he lost his hand to the crocodile?

My 7yo built a trophy out of legos, and then awarded said trophy to himself for being good at legos

when your chicken gets roasted—twice.

How was your Monday morning? Hated mine.

what is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit i think i would be good at that

Whoa look at the moon it’s huge! Phone camera: lol is it?

*fills out form* *clicks "send me a copy"* email: *dings* me: ooh what's that

mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’