I'm glad this became a meme because GENUINELY why did he do all that 😭😭

LIKE HE KNEW DAMN WELL THAT COFFEE DIDN'T TOUCH THAT CUP LMAOOO😭😭😭

asking ur mom how her day was at work

MGK playing at this spot in Lockport I feel like a sleeper cell agent that just got activated

Remembering the first time I went home after my Mom died and my Dad picked me up and he was listening to Broccoli by DRAM so loud I could hear it from the bus

Might want to rethink this one Sabres lmao

I’m so pro abortion I forget people wanna keep the baby sometimes😂😂😂😂😂😂

Late for work today bc there was just???? A Guinea pig on my lawn?????? My dumb ass was walking around my neighborhood gripping a screaming potato trying to find idk a??? Neighbor walking around with w an empty hamster ball or some shit

Today’s to do list: 1. Bite off more than I can chew 2. Build Rome in one day 3. Poke a bear with a stick 4. Beat a dead horse 5. Skate on thin ice

Going out when you know you're going to have a bad time

Don’t you dare talk to me about tuna melts or any gross shit like that…. Chicken salad supremacy over here

Before the BuffaloBladeGang were born, there was another group of hooligans from South Buffalo who stole the zamboni from Cazenovia ice rink and drove down to the local bar with full hockey gear on. The police escorted them back to the rink . This runs through our blood (sometime

Why has no man ever told me I snore when im drunk and I had to find out from my best friends on a beach vacation

Having a busted foot does indeed suck, but I am off the hook for unloading an 800 case order at a new store opening today

Kyle’s happy because he got to play Mermaid #SummerHouse

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

LET'S GO, y - Buffalo Sabres‼️

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Some old guy just walked up to me in premier and looked at the boot and was like what are ya kickin ass and taking names