Just got so excited that I closed all my apple rings for a week after being injured then realised I did not BECAUSE MY WATCH WAS ON CHARGE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS DURING THE DAY YESTERDAY 😭

Actually dying 😅 Got knocked back from a pub in Brisbane because apparently “I’d” (long cream coloured coat) tried to get in before.. but it was the first time I had actually attempted to go in 💀 good times, great classic hits

Bloke just tried to get through airport security with 2 massive knives in his hand luggage and was like ‘I’m a butcher!!’ 😭😭😭

Also top tightass Virgin flight tip - if you can fit your stuff in hand luggage sized case don’t worry if it’s a few kilos over as they check it in for you for free if the flight is full, or just don’t care and don’t weigh if it isn’t full

I’m actually fuming 😭😭😭😭😭 just bought tickets to ashes in Adelaide, and Melbourne went on sale at 2 and it literally logged me out of my account as I hit submit payment for Melbourne tickets as it was taking 30 seconds at a time to go through the pages and it logged me out.

Why isn't she offering free flights to Scotland so Victorians can watch the commonwealth games they voted for? 🤔

Well someone better walk out to ‘I am Australian’ in Perth or I’m out

I love Merab

Oh lord I actually feel horrible for Max Gawn

Ok just decided we would love to do Baku into Singapore F1 next year and listened to the Azerbaijan national anthem again to get me hyped - can confirm I am bloody hyped. How is this not in some sort of Les Mis style musical 😭 youtu.be/YKKww7MaEeE?fe…

I just don’t understand why Cody had to tattoo his face 😭

I woke up at 5 and reset the alarm but faffed about on my phone, saw this and ended up at class by 5:30 cause I realised it was true. Twitter does good sometimes 😅

I genuinely think someone has put a hex on Carlton 💀

Nah why is the French accent so good 😭

That photo montage going into the commercial break of Kattar being smashed felt a little much 💀

Oh my god I just won 390 dollaridoos

Spring cleaning and came across this little gem that I forget about all the time. Happy birthday to the legend himself 🎂

Obv GWS song is the best but the Freo song is still soooo goood with the FREOO HEAVE HOOOO

Melbourne was stunning this morning

Just say you wanted him to play in the grand final