i do Not care if jack in the box is cooking kangaroo meat on the grill I will be in line

this heat so bad today you can tell they just opened the gates to welcome hulk hogan

Me when someone mentions beer and a hotdog

Ultimately I have to be brave

Been making a lot of $12 transactions lately

Y’all be treating ChatGpt like it’s the magic conch

I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot

this photograph gives the impression the bear hired the photographer

just found out i’m chopped and also unc

tapped my phone w my fingers crossed at heb for a $25 transaction

Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been

Like the morning paper.

leaving every social situation feeling like i did something wrong said all the wrong things and made everyone uncomfortable

thinking of making a purchase but i have to suffer more first so that i can justify treating myself

hey so this is fucking crazy

when your soul is rotten and evil gushes from every pore it means u will never ever be in on the joke

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing.

This is the type of stupid shit people vote for while they’re struggling to keep their lights on.