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dude don't lace your doc martens with purple! (whispering) that means you're gay! here have my red laces

china has made an artificial moon. and theyre adding 9 more planets to the solar system bringing the total to 20 its said theres going to be a purple one

"red delicious apple" let me stop you right there all apples are red and delicious

grey goo is considered dangerous because it is highly gross and yucky

caught your ass in 4 😂 (i send 4 grey pixels that ostensibly depict you)

天下无狗 atheists when they are sent to purple plum naraka where they are trapped inside a massive plum with 2.5 x 10^73 meters thick flesh and must eat their way out

roman grey alien auxiliaries

DID YOU KNOW: green and purple grapes first diverged due to a mutation in a gene that regulated the ripening process. no ? genuinely no? moron. you are an uneducated idiot. you should be embarrassed. in china this is taught in 5th grade intro level grapeology

GENERAL: I declare WAR! (planes and tanks start advancing from behind him) PRESIDENT: Well I declare war ILLEGAL! (the planes drop out of the sky, the general is clapped in irons and is dragged away by guards) PROPHET: You defy GOD! (the president is struck by lightning)

i must have smoked some of that morally grey shit

(explaining blue lotus naraka to an amerikan) imagine a burger as big as the sun. &every century, a single sesame seed shall be removed from its bun

It’s extremely important for Kenyans to understand how imperialism works. This is indeed the first and the most urgent task of the CPMK in advancing the National Democratic Revolution, without it we are all doomed

that time the UN occupied haiti for 15 years

nonbinary fascist named sock but their name is an acronym for soldier of charlie kirk

Actively waiting for snow 😁 Snowy Hills [2924 repost] #pixelart | #ドット絵

ill give you something to be thankful for starts pumching you in the face