I went roller skating for the first time in years at the roller rink and omg I am beat. My knee is so fucked from falling but it only happened twice 🙃

Over the weekend I have bought 8 Squishmallows. Do I have a problem? Yes, maybe... but Valentine’s Day Squishmallows are my absolute favorite so it’s okay 🙃

One thing I didn’t really think about was how much cold weather was going to mess with my wrist. I’ve also heard it won’t get better I’ll just get used to it since the metal will be in there forever 🙃

I’m so upset. My king size BIDDENFORD heated blanket I got for Christmas just stopped working and started to smell like it was burning. I’ve had it less than 2 full months. It was my absolute favorite 😭

One of my patients tried to swing on me meanwhile my other patient called me a sweetheart. Welcome to neuro 💀

I just worked 4 nights, got home in the morning & Chris made me breakfast while I showered. Ate then slept all day. Then he gave me a full body massage & got Mexican takeout. Now I’m upstairs catching up on shows in peace & hes playing video games with his son. A good day 🥰

Last night I walked in on my elderly patients husband holding her hand, crying and saying “save me a spot up there, I’ll be there soon”.... yall I shed a tear and had to walk away. My heart. 😢❤️

I need to get an inconspicuous car. Pastel yellow and electronic green are not great when you’re labeled a “crazy” driver.

Last night was my first night ever working as a nurse without being required to wear a face mask. And let me tell ya... it was weird. But my glasses never once got foggy and that in itself made going maskless worth it honestly.

Told my mom to watch grey’s anatomy to fill her time as she’s watched every show I’ve recommended very quickly. It’s been a month and she’s already on season 12 💀

Cheyne eating a new brand of ice cream “it tastes like it has the texture of old tofu. I’ve never had old tofu tho.”

When you work in healthcare and it’s a full moon. RIP 💀

Paid off my 5 year car loan in under 2 years 😎

If there was one food item I could have an unlimited supply of on hand at all times….. it would be tortilla chips. It has been my comfort and safe snack since childhood and will always be. Pair it with a dip and you’re good to go.

I put in earrings today for the first time in YEARS and omg they actually tried to close on me. 😭

Do you ever just randomly choke on your own saliva? Bc same

I love how I’ve worked in the ICU since 2020 with covid patients and never caught it. But now since I have a weakened immune system of no fault of my own, I get it so fast. 4 months in to be exact. This is miserable.

I’ve been pregnant for 230 days. Jeez 😅 and I’ve still got 7 weeks left.

Sleeping on an air mattress on the floor while 8 months pregnant isn’t necessarily ideal. But doing so in your own house you just bought makes it all worth it. ❤️

I’m becoming that parent who only posts their kid and I’m not mad about it.