impeach this nigga before he starts ww3 please bruh

Applebee’s: “$1 margaritas are back” Me $15 later:

i highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

me and my homies going our separate ways after having the best time together

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Please don’t invite me anywhere if there’s no food. Idc if we’re running errands, we’re not stopping for food? No coffee? No little snacky snack?

I buy a house

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

i pray so hard that aug, sept, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings and productivity....

i really wish kamala was our president

Chick-fil-A need a $5 meal, I’d buy it everyday

lord i see what you've done for others

i saw a TikTok about a girl saying how she doesn't stay mad for long because either she's going to figure it out, or there's nothing that can be done about it. and as simple as that sounds is as simple as it is really

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

I thought houses with sex offenders can't hand out candy?