also introducing salmon to him one bite at a time

tell me why they hired a girl w the same name as me at my job 😐that’s so rude

driving around listening to the beatles on this sunny day. i don’t even listen to the beatles

all you need is confidence and magic

olive garden is on my hit list they stopped serving my favorite meal

when you point out something you want and he goes back and gets it for you 😇

i don’t understand people that graduate early like please keep me in college 😫😫

yeah bc if you make me have to cancel my cruise control i’m gonna be mad

happy 20 years to one of the best covers of a song that really outdid the original version, 'Take Me Away' from Freaky Friday.

‘freaky friday’ was released 20 years ago today

halle berry as catwoman in 2004💫

why’d my job catch on fire 😫😫

idk who decided to combine sour cream and onions but thank you

i hate picky eaters like wdym you won’t try some of my food

YO THE FLINT DISPOS FUCKIN SUCK

this photo? i’m speechless. that’s a rock star baby!!!

hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could’ve said that to a bad bitch

haven’t been on here in forever but i do miss it 😫😫😫

people that spend their life trying to get even are miserableeeeee