How do people find new relationships every 6 months. I just about fancy someone once every 3 years

“I booked..” “We’re going..” “Keep x date free.”

I’d love to know how T2’d you are without me🤔

she's a 10 but has road rage, an attitude problem, and drinks iced coffee as a meal

“You should’ve taken me on a walk yesterday!”

shes a 10 but she wears a nose ring so shes a 20.

Working 2 jobs, 18 hour days is slowly but surely sending me into an early grave🥲🥲🥲🥲..

The ending just killed me

🤣🤣🤣

the a in my name stands for always right

for my next trick, I will survive on £10 till the end of September

People will hurt you and act like YOU hurt them 😂😂😂😂

make my day.

Rest in peace HRH Queen Elizabeth II. Our Queen always and forever ❤️

It’s officially order food, rub her booty, and watch scary movies season.

Help🥲😭

Having a childhood before social media took over was a such a blessing.