after eatin a Nature Valley granola bar x.com/IzzyIsOptimus/…

On to the next one! #DODAMAGE

Boston’s outfield is unreal ❤️💙

NEW HARDWARE.

*Gets in Uber* My brain- Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

Hi, student here... I disagree with these nincompoops & suggest that they attend a preds game to see just what Nashville hockey is all about :’) #predsnotpervs

The powers that be at 247Sports allowed me to write about the NHL trade deadline. Give it a read before they realize their grave error in judgement.

Can you even call yourself a sports fan if you aren’t a little superstitious??

I’m not okay.

Just to reiterate:

Do you ever rattle the gas pump so hard that you almost break the handle trying to shake out every last drop & then some bc there’s no way you’re leaving without feeing like you’ve bullied all of the gasoline into your tank? Because same.

:’(

I bet the Vols stole Chattanooga’s water so that they’d be dehydrated for the game and UT could have a chance of winning :/

“im gonna save this food for my lunch tomorrow” also me eating it at 2am:

There IS crying in baseball

Legendary defenseman Paul Coffey presents the Norris Trophy to Roman Josi. #NHLAwards

The good folks over at CBS Sports came to their senses and turned the NHL Power Rankings over to me for the 2021-22 season. Consume my delicious content before puck drop (or before they change their minds). cbssports.com/nhl/news/nhl-p…

The Avalanche haven't always been at their best this season, but they are rounding into form with just a month left in the regular season. Led by an animal in Nathan MacKinnon, the Avs are the new No. 1 in the new CBS Sports NHL Power Rankings. cbssports.com/nhl/news/nhl-p…