today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

Having a job and living alone is such a crazy combo. You go home, shower, eat, scroll through your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day.

Meee😭😭😭

Miley Cyrus talks about Grammy loser & MAGA rapper Nicki Minaj supporting Donald Trump for Variety: “Back in 2019 I was called “Perdue Chicken” by someone who thought misogyny was cute, now it’s 2026 and I’m here with three Grammys, my integrity intact, standing with the LGBTQ+

I saw a quote that said: “You worry too much for someone whom God has never failed.” And honestly, I needed to be called out like that.

Y’all, I’m crying!! Watch this whole video. Baby, you do NOT steal parking spots that you didn’t shovel out. A level of petty I can appreciate 😂😂😂

me when I put on Criminal Minds to see Spencer Reid and Spencer Reid shows up and he looks and acts like Spencer Reid

FULL SEND

Still scary💀

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

“ai não queria que a nova musica da hannah fosse uma balada” a balada mais fraca dela:

she’s actually been an incredibly hilarious woman from day one i’m crying😭

Her giving all the high/hard notes to Miley because it's live is sending me skskss💀💀

She was so disappointed in her sister 😂

First time the office got a chuckle out of me 💀😭🤣

all the hannah montana ballads being excellent for no reason like lets talk about mixed up too

Would've been more believable if they switched 😂

when i was younger i thought Rihanna had actually killed some people and it didn’t help when i saw the Man Down video. i thought she was a criminal at large and nobody cared because she was sexy 😭